Father of the Bride Speech with Humor, Sentiment, and Love

Father of the Bride dustup with Humor, Sentiment, and Love (Stand up, mobile phone in hand) Well give thanks you vicar it is a secondment inconvenient at the moment I am just close to start the speeches. Im afraid theres been a bit of a hiccup in the proceedings the vicar has just phoned to say that we have to do the registry signing exclusively over again. It appears that the grooms draw up wouldnt work so he borrowed the vicars. He was still having problems so the vicar said. Put your incubus on it(To the bride) Im afraid that you are at once Mrs. 179 lbs.Im only going to speak for a couple of minutes because of my throat. If I go on too long my wife has threatened to cut it. Ive act to memorize this speech, which isnt easy when you have the memory retention of a goldfish. So forgive me if I resort to my notes every five seconds.When the happy couple inform that they were going to get married, I asked them what that entailed for me and my daughter said that I would have t o give her away. To those of you who do it me well, that came as a bit of a shock as I am not used to giving things away. Selling maybe, but giving away, I ask you. However, I did a deal with the groom, your tickets for a Wimbledon lawn tennis match for my daughter. I hope youll agree that he came out best.My wife and I would standardised to welcome the grooms parents and all relatives and friends of both families to this very happy occasion. on that point are also several people who I. wish could have been here but arent and hopefully they are keeping an eye on proceedings from afar.I would like to thank the beautiful bridesmaids for looking after the bride, the vicar for a lovely service, his boss for the commodious improvement in the weather and the staff at the h... ...u in the bar after the speeches.(Be very careful with this joke. It backfired on me. My sister-in-law, who I love dearly, was dressed all in scarlet)Anyway, I would like to finish off, by giving a few address of advice, to the newly weds. You must always consider the words of Oscar Wilde. Women are meant to be loved, not understood.Marriage will set out to you main thingsloyalty, self restraint, obedience, a sense of fair play, and a whole host of other(a) virutes that you wouldnt need had you remained single. Put the seat down after you. And conceive those two invaluable words Yes dear.. And finally some musical adiue. (Play the first couple of verses of Bobby Vees version of Take Good Care of My Baby)And now, at long last, I hear you say, it gives the great pleasure to propose the toast of long career and happiness to the bride and groom. Father of the Bride Speech with Humor, Sentiment, and LoveFather of the Bride Speech with Humor, Sentiment, and Love (Stand up, mobile phone in hand) Well thank you vicar it is a bit inconvenient at the moment I am just about to start the speeches. Im afraid theres been a bit of a hiccup in the proceedings the vicar has jus t phoned to say that we have to do the registry signing all over again. It appears that the grooms pen wouldnt work so he borrowed the vicars. He was still having problems so the vicar said. Put your weight on it(To the bride) Im afraid that you are now Mrs. 179 lbs.Im only going to speak for a couple of minutes because of my throat. If I go on too long my wife has threatened to cut it. Ive tried to memorize this speech, which isnt easy when you have the memory retention of a goldfish. So forgive me if I resort to my notes every five seconds.When the happy couple announced that they were going to get married, I asked them what that entailed for me and my daughter said that I would have to give her away. To those of you who know me well, that came as a bit of a shock as I am not used to giving things away. Selling maybe, but giving away, I ask you. However, I did a deal with the groom, your tickets for a Wimbledon tennis match for my daughter. I hope youll agree that he came out b est.My wife and I would like to welcome the grooms parents and all relatives and friends of both families to this very happy occasion. There are also several people who I. wish could have been here but arent and hopefully they are keeping an eye on proceedings from afar.I would like to thank the beautiful bridesmaids for looking after the bride, the vicar for a lovely service, his boss for the great improvement in the weather and the staff at the h... ...u in the bar after the speeches.(Be very careful with this joke. It backfired on me. My sister-in-law, who I love dearly, was dressed all in scarlet)Anyway, I would like to finish off, by giving a few words of advice, to the newly weds. You must always consider the words of Oscar Wilde. Women are meant to be loved, not understood.Marriage will bring to you main thingsloyalty, self restraint, obedience, a sense of fair play, and a whole host of other virutes that you wouldnt need had you remained single. Put the seat down after you. And remember those two invaluable words Yes dear.. And finally some musical adiue. (Play the first couple of verses of Bobby Vees version of Take Good Care of My Baby)And now, at long last, I hear you say, it gives the great pleasure to propose the toast of long life and happiness to the bride and groom.